Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I wear drunk well.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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