Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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