I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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