dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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