im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize