Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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