it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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