im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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