I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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