About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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