Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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