The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm at about main and main street
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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