I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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