3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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