no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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