We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
This baby is an asshole
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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