You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
The chlamydia really affected his face.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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