I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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