How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
