I don't think brook has ever known best
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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