the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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