Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Dear god my vagina.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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