My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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