Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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