super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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