Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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