she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
The ass gains better be worth it
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