So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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