I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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