it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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