this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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