My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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