Moan for me like Helen Keller
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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