gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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