he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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