6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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