I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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