The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i may or may not be watching the land before time
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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