I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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