dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize