covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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