I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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