There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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