But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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