I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We are all done wearing pants today
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low