we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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