Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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