i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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