I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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