I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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