Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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