Jerry, you need to find god
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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