Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My liver just had a heart attack.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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