do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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